With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nose-buds. In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea.
- Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
- Smells Like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
- Really Smells Like Teak Wood & Pirate Rum
- 100+ Uses Per Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA
2 FL/OZ Bottle
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