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  • Turdcules Log Splitter Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    LogSplitter Elixir

    Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Pooseidon Elixir

    In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Sasquat Elixir

    Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Tennessee Hangover Elixir

    For Tennesseans, many of our defining moments involve friends, family, bonfires and enough whiskey to fuel an F-22. With Turdcules Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir, you’ll enjoy the sweet...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Turdally Awesome Elixir

    Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Turdpedo Elixir

    When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of...

    $9.99