Toilet Elixir

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  • Turdcules Log Splitter Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    LogSplitter Elixir

    Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Pooseidon Elixir

    In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Sasquat Elixir

    Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Somethin’ Brewing Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Somethin' Brewing Elixir

    There’s somethin’ special about the bond between a Grandfather and their grandchildren. From coffee to pipe tobacco, this dude’s musk had been expertly crafted from years of bad-assery. When he spoke; you listened as if he were ancient...

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  • Turdcules Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Tennessee Hangover Elixir

    For Tennesseans, many of our defining moments involve friends, family, bonfires and enough whiskey to fuel an F-22. With Turdcules Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir, you’ll enjoy the sweet smells of Tennessee Whiskey, a raging bonfire and all the...

    $9.99
  • Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Turdally Awesome Elixir

    Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide itself, but they dare not move. So how do they cope when...

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  • Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Turdpedo Elixir

    When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we...

    $9.99