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    Turdcules Log Splitter Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    LogSplitter Elixir

    Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper...

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    Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Pooseidon Elixir

    In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign...

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    Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Sasquat Elixir

    Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our...

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    Turdcules Somethin’ Brewing Toilet Elixir Quick view

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    Somethin' Brewing Elixir

    There’s somethin’ special about the bond between a Grandfather and their grandchildren. From coffee to pipe tobacco, this dude’s musk had been expertly crafted from years of bad-assery. When he spoke; you listened as if he were ancient...

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