The History Behind Green Monday
As we reflect on the history and significance of Green Monday, it i...
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Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other foolish stuff. Spray it into your toilet.
With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie.
We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. So why wait? Order your Turdpedo Toilet Elixir today!
Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other foolish stuff. Spray it into your toilet.
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