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Turdcules

Turdpedo Toilet Elixir

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With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water.

  • Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
  • Smells Like Sunburns & Victory
  • Really Smells Like Grapefruit, Lime, Motor Oil and Explosions
  • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
  • 2 FL/OZ Bottle