Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules
Turdpedo Toilet Elixir from Turdcules

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With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie.

We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. So why wait? Order your Turdpedo Toilet Elixir today!

  • Smells Like Sunburns & Victory
  • Really Smells Like Grapefruit, Lime, Motor Oil and Explosions
  • Perfect for RVs and Marine toilets
  • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
  • 2 FL/OZ Bottle

Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other foolish stuff. Spray it into your toilet.

Description

With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie.

We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. So why wait? Order your Turdpedo Toilet Elixir today!

  • Smells Like Sunburns & Victory
  • Really Smells Like Grapefruit, Lime, Motor Oil and Explosions
  • Perfect for RVs and Marine toilets
  • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
  • 2 FL/OZ Bottle

Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other foolish stuff. Spray it into your toilet.

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Turdpedo Toilet Elixir

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