With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress.
With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. So why wait? Order your Turdpedo Toilet Elixir today!
- Smells Like Sunburns & Victory
- Really Smells Like Grapefruit, Lime, Motor Oil and Explosions
- Perfect for RVs and Marine toilets
- 100+ Uses Per Bottle
- SEPTIC-SAFE
- Proudly Made in the USA
- 2 FL/OZ Bottle
Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other dumb stuff. Spray it into your toilet.
