With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water.
- Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
- Smells Like Sunburns & Victory
- Really Smells Like Grapefruit, Lime, Motor Oil and Explosions
- 100+ Uses Per Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA
2 FL/OZ Bottle
Payment & Security
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.