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    • Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    • Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    • Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    • Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    • Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    • Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir

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    With Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir, you’ll smell the exhilaration of catching the most wicked waves without the pressure of the impending tush-turtle invasion. Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide itself, but they dare not move. So how do they cope when nature is coaxing their cavern of soggy sea-snakes back to the wild? Simple. A savage Aqua Dump.

    • Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    • Smells Like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves
    • Really Smells Like Satsuma & Mint with a hint of Cayenne Pepper
    • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
    • SEPTIC-SAFE
    • Proudly Made in the USA

    2 FL/OZ Bottle

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