Introducing Turdcules Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir. Ridin' like the wind with a bellyful of beans is a sure-fire way to drive a stampede of sewer steers south toward your lone-star. Tame those beastly butt-bovines with the scent of blazin' bonfires and bourbon in Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir before ridin' into the sunset of the porcelain prairie. Don't Gamble on Noxious Naturals.
Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other dumb stuff. Spray it into your toilet.
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