Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir

Introducing Turdcules Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir. Ridin' like the wind with a bellyful of beans is a sure-fire way to drive a stampede of sewer steers south toward your lone-star. Tame those beastly butt-bovines with the scent of blazin' bonfires and bourbon in Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir before ridin' into the sunset of the porcelain prairie. Don't Gamble on Noxious Naturals.

• Smells Like Hot Streaks & Free Drinks
• Really Smells Like Palm Trees & Caribbean Rum
• Perfect for RVs and Marine toilets
• 100+ Uses Per Bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Proudly Made in the USA
• 2 FL/OZ Bottle

Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other dumb stuff. Spray it into your toilet.