Introducing Turdcules Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir. Ridin' like the wind with a bellyful of beans is a sure-fire way to drive a stampede of sewer steers south toward your lone-star. Tame those beastly butt-bovines with the scent of blazin' bonfires and bourbon before ridin' into the sunset of the porcelain prairie. Don't Gamble on Noxious Naturals.
- Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir
- Smells Like Hot Streaks & Free Drinks
- Really Smells Like Palm Trees & Caribbean Rum
- 100+ Uses Per Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA
2 FL/OZ Bottle
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