Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your old factory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees. Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips.

• Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir
• Smells Like Tree Bark & Grit
• Really Smells Like Leather, Pine & Moss
• 100+ Uses Per Bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Proudly Made in the USA

2 FL/OZ Bottle