Log Splitter Toilet Elixir

TurdculesSKU: T-LOGSPLT

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$9.99 $10.98

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Description

Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your old factory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees. Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips.

  • Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir
  • Smells Like Tree Bark & Grit
  • Really Smells Like Leather, Pine & Moss
  • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA

2 FL/OZ Bottle

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