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10-Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir



Introducing Turdcules 10-Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir. Ridin' like the wind with a bellyful of beans is a sure-fire way to drive a stampede of sewer steers south toward your lone-star.  Tame those beastly  butt-bovines with the scent of blazin' bonfires and bourbon before ridin' into the sunset of the porcelain prairie.

  • Smells Like Bonfires & Bad Decisions
  • Really Smells Like Campfire Embers & Smooth Whiskey
  • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
  • Proudly Made in the USA

2 FL/OZ Bottle