Shower Like A Grown Man! Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's Old Glory THICK Body Wash is formulated with premium ingredients and a noticeably higher viscosity. It's engineered to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The crisp, masculine scent blends notes of fresh tobacco, cedarwood, and amber.