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Looking to add a little more zing to your morning routine? Turdcules has got your covered with our Log Splitter Toilet Elixir! This nifty product will shower your old factory receptor neurons with the sweet, woodsy aroma of leather, hard work and coniferous trees.
Somewhere out there, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his poop doesn’t stink! While Log Splitter Toilet Elixir can’t offer a remedy for those with weak grips or smooth upper lips, we can sure give you a blast of freshness in the morning!
Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other dumb stuff. Spray it into your toilet.
