Duke Cannon

DC-BALOC

Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap Bar

  • Legend has it Saint Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this holiday tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap Bar, a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.
    • Bigger than traditional lumps of coal
    • Made in the USA by Humans not elves
    • May encourage mischief and/or shenanigans
    • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
    • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys
    • Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
    • Triple milled for superior quality
    • Made in USA
    • NET WT 10 OZ
  • Ingredients: Sodium Tallowate and/or Sodium Palmate, Sodium Cocoate And/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Activated Charcoal, Pentasodium Pentetate

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