Turdpedo Toilet Elixir

With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory. When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress.

With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. So why wait? Order your Turdpedo Toilet Elixir today!

• Smells Like Sunburns & Victory
• Really Smells Like Grapefruit, Lime, Motor Oil and Explosions
• Perfect for RVs and Marine toilets
• 100+ Uses Per Bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Proudly Made in the USA
• 2 FL/OZ Bottle

Warning: DO NOT eat, drink, inject, gargle, "shots, shots, shots," throw, spray in eyes or any other dumb stuff. Spray it into your toilet.