Turdcules Toilet Elixir created out of necessity. Of course, the act of nature that spawned the need for fresh bathroom fragrances is nothing new. No matter how hard they hunted for them. They had no luck finding products that effectively masked nature's least desirable scents. They came packed with more testosterone than the crushed flowers in grandma's spare washroom.
So the Captain launched Turdcules, a collection of toilet elixirs that have enough potency to cover up the foulest of smells with scents that men will actually use. Starting with a couple of fragrances, mixing them in their own garages. Now, thanks to increased demand, they offer a lineup of seven unique concoctions, each one with bicep-flexing potency.