Turdcules Toilet Elixir

Turdcules Toilet Elixir

9 products

    Turdcules was created out of necessity. Of course, the act of nature that spawned the need for fresh bathroom fragrances is nothing new. But no matter how hard they hunted for them, they had no luck finding products that effectively masked nature's least desirable scents, or came packed with more testosterone than the crushed flowers in grandma's spare washroom. So the Captain launched Turdcules, a collection of toilet elixirs that have enough potency to cover up the foulest of smells with scents that men will actually use. Starting with a couple of fragrances, mixing them in their own garages. Now, thanks to increased demand, they offer a lineup of seven unique concoctions, each one with bicep-flexing potency.

    9 products
    10-Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    10-Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    10-Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir
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    Log Splitter Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Log Splitter Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Log Splitter Toilet Elixir
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    Pooseidon Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
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    Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99
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    Sasquat Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Sasquat Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Sasquat Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99
    Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Shootin' Craps Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99
    Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99
    There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99
    Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir | Turdcules | Coastal Gifts Inc
    Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
    Turdcules
    $9.99

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