Attention, all you Duke Cannon Soap Lovers! Are you tired of wimpy body washes that leave you feeling like a mere mortal? Well, fear not! We present to you the ultimate solution for showering like a true grown man - Duke Cannon's Naval Supremacy THICK Body Wash!
Say goodbye to those teenage body washes that smell as if they've been infused with cheap cologne from the high school dance. So our product is here to revolutionize your shower experience and bring out the ruggedness in every hard-working man.
You see, we understand that men like yourselves require more than just ordinary suds to tackle life's challenges. That's why we formulated this epic body wash with only premium ingredients fit for naval supremacy. Yes, it's time to elevate your cleansing game!
What sets our Naval Supremacy THICK Body Wash apart from the rest is its unmistakable viscosity. This bad boy is thick, and we mean really thick - engineered specifically for gentlemen who demand nothing but excellence. So it lathers up into a rich and luxurious foam that will leave you feeling invigorated and ready to conquer any task thrown your way.
Experience Naval Supremacy THICK Body Wash
But let us assure you; introducing something would be an insult when it comes to this mighty concoction – because it doesn't need any introduction at all. Its reputation precedes itself among the elite ranks of Duke Cannon enthusiasts like yourself.
So join us on this adventure towards glorious cleanliness and choose Duke Cannon's Naval Supremacy THICK Body Wash.
- Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
- Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
- Aloe Vera to hydrate and protect
- Bonus: no loofah required
- Never tested on animals. Just bad interns
- Paraben, Phthalate, and Cruelty Free
- 17.5 FL OZ (517 mL)
Contains: Purified Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerine, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Hydrated Silica, Acrylates/Stearth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Ethylhexylglycerin, Citric Acid, Polyquaterium-7, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Chloride, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Red 33, Fragrance (Parfum)