Sasquat Elixir




Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
  • Smells Like Camping & Living Legends
  • Really Smells Like Woodland Berries & A Cacophony of Evergreen Trees
  • 100+ Uses Per Bottle
  • Proudly Made in the USA

2 FL/OZ Bottle

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